Pérolas da sabedoria masculina.
Eu ia vertê-las ao português, mas em algumas o humor se perderia totalmente.
Então, se não entender alguma coisa, me pergunte...
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big penis or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose.Tirei daqui.
2. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - “don’t” and “stop”, unless they are used together.
4. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
5. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
6. Virginity can be cured.
7. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
8. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
9. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
10. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……
11. Despite the old saying, ”Don’t take your troubles to bed”, many men still insist to sleep with their wives!!
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